WARNING:
This journal is stupid and silly.
Contains no Meeeemee's or Life issue rant.
This Journal is to Amuse and entertain those who read it,
especially now the world seems to be so down and out of ideas.
And to show that some people like me,
are born with a natural clumsiness that seems to cheer up people sometimes.
And i decided to try it on Internet.
Wild life photographers
So yeah,
probably.. no one knows this.
But i live right next to a huge bird reserve.
Wild life photographers retire to towns and villages all over here to go there
to spend their days taking pictures of hoo-hoo's and tropical ducks.
So of course, being someone wanting to try everything.
Being quite good in photographing pets and people pushing their horses
over what they call jumping fences,
which i don't think looks nothing like a fens what so ever anymore...
I decided to be wild!
And run out into the fields at 4 in the morning to see if i can catch
some deer with my CANNNON.
So,
there i was after a short bike ride...
i felt like a towel.
Not just.. any towel... one that was used by one of those sweaty body builders.
The weather was simply so Moist! That i felt slippery.
Well now,
it took my body exactly 10 seconds to confirm that thought.
I decided not to be a happy idiot like normal... and be smart and..climb over the fens.
Instead of jump... like i would normally attempt to do.
Even when carrying my camera... yes.
FAIL,
my hand being all..oi im moisty! Slipped right off the steal bar,
i lost by balance and face plated right into the field.
Being completely embarrassed knowing there must be at least 20 PRO wildlife photographers
hiding in the bushes, i jumped up,
a bit to fast and my complete camera bag jumped into my face almost KO-ing me.
Woehoe yay,
doing so good today.
Yes well, by now the whole field probably noticed i was probably the clumsiest
excuse for a wild life photographer ever.
I had manage to fall, scare all the little animals away and destroy my camera within 5 minutes.
Well then, at least i managed to get into the field without being eaten by tigers.
Which i had expected even tho we don't have tigers here.
So... now i was in the field.
Yeah.. so what you do now? You start crawling like some Rambo?
Do you unpack your camera before you start doing that or when you've found a spot to settle yourself?
I decided to just be very random,
and act like i wasn't trying to capture birds at all...
and walked right into the field with my camera out of the bag and my f1.8 50mm lens on it.
[lol yeah... i can capture grass now!]
So.. after a minute, i found myself looking at the cutest ..quite large.. pond Ive seen ever outside of Disney movies.
I decided this was caused by those.. suspiciously Disney like located bushes.
And of course all the birds doing little dances because it's spring! That weren't bothered by my being there, because i probably looked like a tree with all the black clothing and all the grass stuck in my hair from my little field dive.
Yes so,
looking at my situation... as i was not dressed up as a bush.
Or anything close to that i decided to place myself among the suspicious bushes.
And o my gawd,
these pro guys are.. so good.
No serious... SO GOOD.
It took me over 5 minutes to notice the HUGE tele lenses sticking out of the suspension bushes.
Holy darn crap,
even tho they were completely misplaced and i was sitting in between them...
i wouldn't have noticed them if it weren't for the metal clicking and mirror snapping sounds of their cameras.
While i was sitting in between them with my tiny baby f1.8 lens i just put on because it fits in the bag best *grumps at tele lens* in black clothing and WHITE with DISCO colored sneakers.
Tho my idiotic attempt of taking pictures disguised as a human...
payed off.
Because all the water birds had decided i could possible have food!
And started attacking my hands on the spot.
Soon being fallowed by tele lenses shooting at them and in my face to make sure i wasn't on the damn shot.
After some time we all left and by the time we all reached the fens i looked more like a bush then any of the photographers that had spend their mornings sticking sticks up their belts.
And they expected me to be around more often and actually take some pictures.
[especially after one snatched my camera and discovered my cat on it being stupid and chewing on duck tape.]
Right now i am attempting to train my bird photographing skills.
See afro duck!